The Top 30 Reasons It’s Good To Be A Man

by MMI

Today at MMI Associates, Inc. we decided to celebrate Kipp’s birthday with what we called “Man’s Day”. Kipp is surrounded daily by an office occupied only by women, therefore we decided to dress like, act like and try to be men for one day. At first this did seem like it might be a hard task, until we stumbled across The Humor Archives website and found The Top 30 Reasons It’s Good To Be A Man:

1.Your last name stays put.
2.Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
3.You can open all your own jars.
4.The garage is all yours.
5.You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
6.If you’re 34 and single nobody notices.
7.You can be President.
8.Flowers fix everything.
9.You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
10.The world is your urinal.
11.Same work…. more pay.
12.The remote is yours and yours alone.
13. People never glance at your chest when you’re talking to them.
14. You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.
15.If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.
16.There is always a game on somewhere.
17.If something mechanical didn’t work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room.
18.Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: “So…notice anything different?”
19. Baywatch
20.The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
21.You can go years without having to see a doctor
22.Your underwear is $8.95 for a three pack.
23.Haircuts cost $10.00.
24.Movie nudity is virtually always female.
25.Wedding plans take care of themselves
26.Christmas shopping accomplished for 25 relatives, on Dec. >24th, in 45 minutes.
27.The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades
28.You can “do” your nails with a pocket-knife
29.You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
30.Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

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