Today with Patty

Today Without Patty: Come and Listen to a Story

by Patty

Patty has been out of the office all day dealing with our payroll issues. But please, read below for the musical stylings of MMI Associates. Sing to the tune from the introduction from the Beverly Hillbillies.

Come and listen to a story about a woman named Patty
A troubled PR lady with the need for a new payroll company, about to go batty,
Then one day she was tryin’ to do some payroll,
And up through the ground came BB&T, trouble on a roll.

A bank that is, a bad, bad payroll bank, BB&T.

Well the first thing you know ol’ MMI’s people don’t get paid,
Common sense said Patty move away from there
Said anywhere else but BB&T is the place you ought to be
So they loaded up the funds and moved to Precision said she.

Payroll, that is.
Paychecks, correct forms and a company that can do the job.

The MMI Payroll Insanity!

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Public Relations for the N.C. Department of Transportation (NCDOT) U.S. 1/64

MMI Associates was contracted to handle media relations and to organize various efforts to open the communication lines between the construction entities on the project and motorists. The firm developed a strategic public relations campaign to ensure that local motorists and those passing through would be aware of the most up-to-date traffic patterns.